Fans of vampire squids, goblin sharks, and mermaids can delight in the latest research about a jellyfish that–in times of stress and duress–actually reverse ages. The cells change to become YOUNGER. Not sure what pharmaceutical companies have snatched up these beasties to start their quest to provide reverse-aging creams and the like but put it on your vanity with your bee venom masque and you’ll have a display fit for a sixteenth century queen. Now if you can just track down enough virginal blood to bathe in, you’ll look like a baby by the time you die!
Read the NY Times article on the jellyfish here:
Can a Jellyfish Unlock the Secret of Immortality?
I wonder if I would have to become all jelliefied and live in a humid location to use the one-day-patented antiaging, jelly loving, once a day pill.
You may at least have to live 10,000 leagues under the sea